#AllNiteCafe @ DALnet stats by IRCStats

Statistics generated on Friday 9 October 2026 - 12:30:19
During this 282-day reporting period, a total of 2209 different nicks were represented on #AllNiteCafe.


Channel overview

272,495 lines from 2,209 nicks over 282 days

Words
1,615,229
Lines per day
966
Busiest hour
18:00-19:004.9% of all lines
Quietest hour
10:00-11:002.8% of all lines
Questions
24,3338.9% of lines
Links shared
1,2981,173 different
Top talker
Gothess7.0% of lines
Joins
97,846
Kicks
1,030

Daily activity (last 31 days)
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Most active times
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Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsWords per lineChars per lineLast seenRandom quote Userpic
1 Gothess3982119865857410 1917539821198658574101116335.829.6today"I have an overlocker. My mom took the sewing machine:|"
2 LilMiss154065634085946 11550154065634085946546644.724.48 days ago"I have hiccups. Im fucked"
3 MauriceMoss587108926206213 10509587108926206213674436.432.1today"so a good day at work werwerewre, glad to hear" MauriceMoss
4 mcmurphy452134851285607 9898452134851285607482874.924.810 days ago"Hauling to Crimea pays well if you get there"
5 kp0w260916824134472 9176260916824134472636276.936.6yesterday"Not if you're someone who talks 200km/h"
6 Melon252129708811683 8055252129708811683389154.825.25 days ago"and the of course the handbook: from dusk to dawn"
7 trelane426410823032242 7891426410823032242524296.635.0yesterday"imagine all the things that might suggest."
8 D4mned127121553509 7122127121551873509356015.025.9yesterday"just enough to slow down the biological break down alittle"
9 onyxfyre37316734894 694037316734894338924.925.0yesterday"and Siri is acually the helpdesk"
10 BrwnMshrm720847969102150 594020847969102150391246.636.88 days ago"Lol, he's even taking the pains to mansplain"
11 Pandiculator263316112711410 5925263316112711410329275.628.0today"ACTION smooches werwerewre"
12 Melvin^68324125932291 580868324125932291418997.237.5yesterday"Ants are creepy...i am not creepy!"
13 Lace265583612929002321 534983612929002321450298.444.5yesterday"ACTION sits with coffee and quietly observes."
14 a_guy_named_joseph66813862496566 511666813862496566219294.322.83 days ago"listened to black sabbath back in the day :)"
15 byrnsy2155821640666 42822155821640666365648.543.0today"casual rates on a saturday"
16 RuneB23411139509 398923411139509176084.424.53 days ago"probably eating too many brown mushrooms"
17 thymos27645322342331 38617645322342331256746.634.840 days ago"what's sex? i only know cyber"
18 werwerewre13102390 385714613102390276407.237.1yesterday"if you weren't 40 yrs older than me i'd marry you"
19 polym2012519970 37562012519970260046.936.2yesterday"Gothess I never thought I'd play WoW either"
20 max-3743189 35933743189131953.717.9today"Do you have a dog onyxfyre ?"
21 ^DarkWizard^105310421170237 3502105310421170237148214.220.7today"Surely something has happened to the network there then"
22 defy11718422921160 346511718422921160254857.437.5today"Sitting in a room I can't leave for 10 hours is not appealing"
23 QuBit_11171180612541 345011171180612541143934.223.0today"SatoshiS: you do make it obvious"
24 Robdgreat7234994341360 30167234994341360180916.031.5today"byrnsy: soon: voting at Bunnings"
25 Anonimouse924315011170 296924315011170136484.622.3yesterday"space time cops will get you"
26 Popeye`6082761959 29466082761031959158175.427.3today"chores can wait a day or two"
27 thumos_6009312071183 29216009312071183173045.931.0today"stick that bubble butt out and shake it"
28 Priya`871380576382457 27951380576382457128704.625.5today"How can i make it up to you MauriceMoss :<"
29 DinoDewd1985561568 24681985561568146126485.127.4today"stay away from my circle of willis"
30 CrazyB34r3321066851 2312633321066851176207.640.27 days ago"ACTION noms the salmons liver"
31 europafish1907 21081907191151057.238.85 days ago"poor Brian :( he never saw it coming"
32 Bryan-638718365376 2097638718365376145666.936.4today"enough of that f`1lthywh0r3"
33 Ayukawa1348193427 19851348193427142507.237.5yesterday"ANC in a nutshell https://imgflip.com/i/b2keub"
34 kortjester3051560 18843051560109695.830.6yesterday"You gotta buy me dinner before you can call me a yank :p~"
35 niightster1581 16951131581104596.232.893 days ago"lotta people have angry attitude on the roads these daays"
36 Clint1561 1571156195246.131.6yesterday"How was your last bowel movement?"
37 lagg3321111 1550332731111103956.735.3yesterday"good idea. I will try that"
38 OutPatient1035377 1417103537778065.527.3168 days ago"ohhh what a sour cunt.... come on now"
39 tooshosh500210588 13965002109858871285.127.53 days ago"At least it was focussed before"
40 Hesse0449271430213 1363449271430213132709.751.7134 days ago"Clues? Is it side boob or square on?"
41 FDSA1088 13391088171801580411.865.1today"I used my ability to do the same to subvert expectations."
42 dado548687 129654861687115828.946.3109 days ago"thanks t humoos for the cheer up"
43 bikeriderr996 118518999682166.936.2today"not much more than temporaty solutions"
44 Juster290802 113929080238413.417.13 days ago"not the flooding rain but a nice steady one"
45 SUBJECT007211608316 113521160831646154.119.3241 days ago"and why are you all do damn superior"
46 apple_pie326270416 111932610727041639603.517.0today"Started my day with warm water"
47 Pots530406 110853040615162655.729.514 days ago"i saw a good video of one smacking a bitch"
48 emu163---330390268 10663303907826869496.535.017 days ago"vs South American mangoes which are more green/red"
49 Rush2112308450294 105430845029438263.618.5today"Bbiab.. Gone to the store to get a few items"
50 modzero_temp307261468 104430726146861165.931.4today"damn, I'm just a meritless troll"


These didn't make it to the top:
Anonimouse (1037) emily09 (978) Zefal (960) ceph (931) MiddleEasternF (917)
shiloh` (879) Transient` (859) asi9 (847) zero (831) `Abriginal (829)
Hans (821) Apathy (810) CallMeAL (789) omnom (775) Airliah (764)
modzero (745) Owlyowl (716) Naxh (700) thumos (633) Anaarkali (613)
dinisha (612) nilla (581) Athar-_ (577) ^GrayWolf (568) littledragon (568)
Qalb (546) asheer (533) Shesle (530) knoppix_ (520) IsiahWhitlockJr (516)

By the way, there were 2129 other nicks.

Who talks to whom

The most active people, joined by a line when they talk to each other: a line that starts with the other person's nick, a mention, or a quick reply. Thicker lines mean more talk. Bots are left out. Click a nick or a line for details.

Night (0-5h)Morning (6-11h)Afternoon (12-17h)Evening (18-23h)
Click a nick or a line to see details.

Closest pairs
 PairStrengthHow they talk
1Gothess ↔ LilMiss
2,617
Gothess to LilMiss: 182 direct, 168 mentions; back: 162 direct, 94 mentions; 1323 quick replies
2Gothess ↔ kp0w
2,587
Gothess to kp0w: 16 direct, 136 mentions; back: 12 direct, 196 mentions; 2171 quick replies
3Gothess ↔ MauriceMoss
1,944
Gothess to MauriceMoss: 16 direct, 182 mentions; back: 5 direct, 193 mentions; 1506 quick replies
4LilMiss ↔ MauriceMoss
1,896
LilMiss to MauriceMoss: 8 direct, 185 mentions; back: 14 direct, 198 mentions; 1447 quick replies
5max- ↔ onyxfyre
1,541
max- to onyxfyre: 36 direct, 134 mentions; back: 6 direct, 52 mentions; 1229 quick replies
6Gothess ↔ thymos2
1,371
Gothess to thymos2: 11 direct, 89 mentions; back: 30 direct, 113 mentions; 1046 quick replies
7LilMiss ↔ kp0w
1,348
LilMiss to kp0w: 36 direct, 112 mentions; back: 27 direct, 135 mentions; 912 quick replies
8Melon ↔ mcmurphy
1,320
Melon to mcmurphy: 25 direct, 65 mentions; back: 10 direct, 85 mentions; 1065 quick replies
9Pandiculator ↔ mcmurphy
1,282
Pandiculator to mcmurphy: 4 direct, 114 mentions; back: 12 direct, 95 mentions; 1025 quick replies
10D4mned ↔ Pandiculator
1,232
D4mned to Pandiculator: 1 direct, 76 mentions; back: 2 direct, 125 mentions; 1022 quick replies
11BrwnMshrm7 ↔ Gothess
1,176
BrwnMshrm7 to Gothess: 19 direct, 125 mentions; back: 14 direct, 49 mentions; 903 quick replies
12Gothess ↔ mcmurphy
1,060
Gothess to mcmurphy: 4 direct, 68 mentions; back: 15 direct, 115 mentions; 820 quick replies
13MauriceMoss ↔ kp0w
938
MauriceMoss to kp0w: 2 direct, 92 mentions; back: 2 direct, 77 mentions; 757 quick replies
14LilMiss ↔ werwerewre
936
LilMiss to werwerewre: 3 direct, 96 mentions; back: 9 direct, 163 mentions; 641 quick replies
15Gothess ↔ RuneB
920
Gothess to RuneB: 3 direct, 132 mentions; back: 10 direct, 274 mentions; 475 quick replies

Social roles
Most talked toLilMissOthers address or mention them the most5,341 points
Most outgoingMilenaAims the largest share of their lines at someone49% of their lines
ConnectorGothessHas close contact with the most people257 close contacts
Best listenerGothessMost often answers right after someone else11,407 quick replies
Lone wolfcrayonTalks a lot, with the fewest close contacts243 lines, 3 close contacts

Most active nicks by hours
  0-5 6-11 12-17 18-23
1 mcmurphy - 4521 mcmurphy - 3485 Gothess - 6585 Gothess - 7410
2 trelane - 4264 Melon - 2970 onyxfyre - 4894 MauriceMoss - 6213
3 Gothess - 3982 D4mned - 2155 LilMiss - 3408 LilMiss - 5946
4 Pandiculator - 2633 kp0w - 1682 max- - 3189 kp0w - 4472
5 kp0w - 2609 onyxfyre - 1673 MauriceMoss - 2620 D4mned - 3509
6 Melon - 2521 Pandiculator - 1611 Melvin^ - 2593 werwerewre - 2390
7 RuneB - 2341 Anonimouse9 - 1501 polym - 2519 thymos2 - 2331
8 byrnsy - 2155 a_guy_named_joseph - 1386 a_guy_named_joseph - 2496 Lace2655 - 2321
9 BrwnMshrm7 - 2084 Lace2655 - 1292 europafish - 1907 Melvin^ - 2291
10 LilMiss - 1540 Gothess - 1198 niightster - 1581 trelane - 2242

Time personalities
Night owlChats between 0h and 5h
  1. cruisey 100%
  2. skill 94%
  3. FDSA 81%
Early birdChats between 6h and 11h
  1. Koertega 100%
  2. crayon 100%
  3. Melanie^ 100%
Afternoon regularChats between 12h and 17h
  1. Hermes1973 100%
  2. Sard|on 100%
  3. irreverent 100%
Evening regularChats between 18h and 23h
  1. TheChosenCozen 100%
  2. HayYouuu 100%
  3. Voodoo 100%

Who carries the channel

Half of all lines come from just the top 18.

Top 1
7.2%
Top 3
15.6%
Top 5
22.8%
Top 10
36.4%
Top 20
53.6%

Signature words

The word each regular uses a lot and hardly anyone else does.

 NickWordUsesShare of all uses
1Gothessokish67
91%
2LilMisskisses77
51%
3MauriceMossinformally24
96%
4mcmurphyyoure213
59%
5kp0wlmfao82
68%
6Melonchuckles95
74%
7trelaneauckland18
90%
8D4mnedfcking20
91%
9onyxfyreexhaust16
53%
10BrwnMshrm7gothy45
63%
11Pandiculatorpandiculates23
68%
12Melvin^malaysia103
79%
13Lace2655folks158
56%
14a_guy_named_josephgiggity67
88%
15byrnsymissus21
84%

Big numbers
Is Emsolator stupid or just asking too many questions? 26.5% lines contained a question!
`Abriginal didn't know that much either. 25.7% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was Oppurtunist, who yelled 40.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was wasteOFmakeup, who shouted 20.0% of the time!
It seems that stary's shift-key is hanging: 4.8% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <stary> FUCK YOU

crayon just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 4.5% of the time.
LilMiss is a very aggressive person. She attacked others 21 times.
For example, like this:
     * LilMiss slaps Fearz

Gothess can't control her aggressions, either. She picked on others 11 times.
Poor MauriceMoss, nobody likes him. He was attacked 9 times.
For example, like this:
     * LilMiss slaps MauriceMoss

LilMiss seems to be unliked too. She got beaten 9 times.
Raj_11 brings happiness to the world. 33.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
marko isn't a sad person either, smiling 26.2% of the time.
yancy seems to be sad at the moment: 7.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
grumpymaster is also a sad person, crying 3.6% of the time.
FDSA wrote the longest lines, averaging 65.1 letters per line.
#AllNiteCafe average was 30.9 letters per line.
burnout wrote the shortest lines, averaging 8.8 characters per line.
Darkarcher was tight-lipped, too, averaging 10.2 characters.
Gothess spoke a total of 111633 words!
Gothess's faithful follower, MauriceMoss, didn't speak so much: 67443 words.
Salems wrote an average of 88.00 words per line.
Channel average was 5.93 words per line.

Top Swearwords in #AllNiteCafe
# Word Count Last Used By
1 fuck 1615 BrwnMshrm7
2 shit 1391 Gothess
3 damn 972 SUBJECT007
4 ass / asshole 734 BrwnMshrm7
5 cunt 597 byrnsy


Users with most nicknames
 Nick Names Used
1 FDSA (37 names) AnthonyHead, TimCurry, DavidHockney, DennisHaskins, JamesTolkan, AlanOsmond, FrankBeard, JimBakker, SamNeill, LindseyGraham, ...
2 Melvin^ (32 names) Melvy, VitaminC, Melvin-Jedi, Melvin, Melvin-Away-Dinner, Melvin-Away-For-Lunch, Pathetic, MelvinHkc, Melvin-Nap, {0_0}, ...
3 n4ked1 (24 names) Zero_Days_Since_I_Shit_Myself, Ef_Your_Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Happy_Pride_Month_Faggots, Pyro_Princess_Profligate, Not_Currently_Fucking_A_Bear, Bro_Tugs_For_Jesus, Butt_Chugging_Thc_Root_Beer, SparklingFlowersAndSingingDogs, Pick_Axe_Pete, MakingMountainOutOfEskimohole, ...
4 DroidSans (23 names) HeyJose`, Amigo, KarlConsolasMarx, Carlito, Ab-Tak-Zinda, McLazy, Retired-Artist, TaRaRaRampaTaRampa, Coward-Artist, CDS, ...
5 mcmurphy (22 names) polly, gomez, buckless, mcnaldo, filthy, mcmuphy, buck_, Nick`4, Mel_Bourne, mcdippy, ...

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 about 4378 MauriceMoss
2 there 3834 wozzle
3 would 2523 thumos_
4 people 2332 modzero_temp
5 still 1936 defy
6 going 1883 modzero_temp
7 never 1569 Lace2655
8 right 1480 DinoDewd
9 thats 1419 apple_pie
10 really 1314 polym

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 LilMiss 3996 BrwnMshrm7
2 Gothess 2827 kortjester
3 MauriceMoss 1112 DinoDewd
4 kp0w 1043 Ostrov
5 Melon 851 MauriceMoss
6 mcmurphy 783 Lace2655
7 RuneB 683 Gac3K
8 BrwnMshrm7 534 Gothess
9 Melvin^ 488 dozingrat
10 D4mned 478 Pandiculator
11 Pandiculator 469 Gothess
12 werwerewre 451 pollini
13 Lace2655 415 D4mned
14 byrnsy 408 Robdgreat
15 defy 368 BrwnMshrm7

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 3891 Gothess
2 :P 1199 apple_pie
3 :p 1123 Gothess
4 :D 961 AyKayJay
5 :( 893 KatushKat
6 ;) 716 Hans
7 :/ 484 knoppix_
8 ;p 366 Gothess
9 :-) 294 Ostrov
10 :> 279 Gothess

#AllNiteCafe karma
 Nick Karma Good karma by Bad karma by
1 rush!!!!! 1 dinisha
2 spa 1 Gothess

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://www.fidsah.org/img/myass.jpg 13 FDSA
2 https://tinyurl.com/2s3tefhp 10 Ayukawa
3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ 10 RealSkraito
4 https://fidsah.org/img/myass.jpg 6 Ayukawa
5 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/1osHL9LL/178748264 5 BrwnMshrm7

Other interesting numbers
Melvin^ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 14 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Melvin was kicked by LilMiss (no)

Aya21__ seemed to be hated too: 12 kicks were received.
TitanUS is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 300 people!
TitanUS's faithful follower, BruteForce, kicked about 226 people.
Gothess donated 5 ops in the channel...
RuneB was also very polite: 1 ops from him/her.
Bryan- is the channel sheriff with 59 deops.
RuneB deoped 8 users.
Gothess always lets us know what she's doing: 987 actions!
For example, like this:
     * SnowGoth smirks

Also, RuneB tells us what's up with 549 actions.
trelane talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 126 times!
Another lonely one was mcmurphy, who managed to hit 112 times.
AysyA couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 1193 joins during this reporting period!
Lovely- has quite a potty mouth. 6.6% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
     <Lovely-> First put ur nick cunt

Rafalsk1 also makes sailors blush, 3.7% of the time.

Latest Topics
English only! No religion/politics/ No Advertising! -/- Channel Forum: http://goo.gl/wziCc7 -/- Channel Rules: https://tinyurl.com/nxzhus2 -/- Do not click unsolicited links or accept unsolicited files. / Can't talk? Register your nick. 4 days ago at 01:16 by midnight.hub.dal.net
English only! No religion/politics/ No Advertising! -/- Channel Forum: http://goo.gl/wziCc7 -/- Channel Rules: https://tinyurl.com/nxzhus2 -/- Do not click unsolicited links or accept unsolicited files. Report any onjoin spam to active ops in PM. -/- 267 days ago at 17:09 by Popeye`
The topic was set 3 times.
Total number of lines: 513681.