#AllNiteCafe @ DALnet stats by IRCStats

Statistics generated on Tuesday 30 June 2026 - 9:00:14
During this 181-day reporting period, a total of 1644 different nicks were represented on #AllNiteCafe.


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Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsWords per lineChars per lineLast seenRandom quote
1 Gothess258893945885470 13585258893945885470784465.829.4yesterday"can I please ban him on sight"
2 LilMiss102746525544467 8513102746525544467407874.824.6today"What a surprise. Melvin talking dick"
3 kp0w201111512213411 6794201111512213411452196.735.02 days ago"Why are you always so damn cranky"
4 mcmurphy30171635642432 572630171635642432279274.924.9yesterday"way above my pay grade too"
5 D4mned100419341702507 5615100419341702507276974.925.5today"we should ban Pandiculator"
6 MauriceMoss46032910013654 544446032910013654331366.130.3today"you might have to use a mirror, make sure it isn't cold either"
7 a_guy_named_joseph62513542452540 497162513542452540213484.322.9yesterday"hot in az and nm too... over 100 degrees"
8 Pandiculator220714711801013 4871220714711801013273055.628.2today"and i was wondering why u are so polite, now i know :)"
9 onyxfyre19410783522 479419410783522233244.925.0today"i think the tv really drones on"
10 trelane21634351501158 390621634351501158263936.835.7today"Peer Directed Projects or whatever."
11 thymos27005292242268 37217005292242268251476.835.474 days ago"io likes me more than mcmurphy"
12 polym1912449961 36671912449961254666.936.3yesterday"a group of those neon tetras would fit"
13 Melvin^38114315761354 345438114315761354248947.237.4today"i long time didnt eat it and i miss it"
14 Lace26554156755041539 31334156755041539253798.142.8yesterday"I mean, you know what I mean."
15 RuneB1776822420 30181776822420131324.424.2today"sounds like I know more about money than you do"
16 QuBit_768835429361 239376883542936199434.222.9today"News news! Read all about it!"
17 max-2562061 2345256206187483.718.2yesterday"Part of the reason I don’t ride"
18 werwerewre8811348 2330908811348162717.036.124 days ago"he said we've only got two units left so i don't care"
19 CrazyB34r3321066841 2302633321066841175827.640.3today"beebopalowopaboshamboo domo arigato if i got tooo"
20 Popeye`4422211341 2063442221591341110165.327.2today"u will be all juiced out !"
21 DinoDewd1613811373 20181613811373103102535.127.217 days ago"i hadn't heard of pancreas organ replacement..."
22 Bryan-569578326286 1759569578326286122847.036.6today"that's EXACTLY what i was thinking, Altema"
23 Melon385378182791 173638537818279184484.925.4today"but the split got mymelon nick back on both placs"
24 niightster1563 16771131563103726.232.9yesterday"might need to copy and paste the whole link"
25 Robdgreat406225833 159340612922583393375.930.74 days ago"prove it and fuck off forever"
26 ^DarkWizard^461409620 15774614096208763954.119.810 days ago"damn it will turn into a party!!"
27 Anonimouse9885569 15354788556969594.522.0today"so far am liking this graphene os"
28 defy619164565 144461916496565100086.935.12 days ago"That's the new name I've decided on for AL"
29 OutPatient1035377 1417103537778065.527.367 days ago"awww sheeeet beers going down"
30 Hesse0449271430213 1363449271430213132709.751.733 days ago"But he's very experienced and wise in his way"
31 dado548687 129654861687115828.946.38 days ago"i don't like sex talk at all"
32 thumos_350422481 128435042248170855.528.6today"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i14mTEEvud8 | Cunt Song"
33 Ayukawa788253 118778813025384637.137.12 days ago"Oh, this idiot's back. Joy."
34 tooshosh396191489 11613961918548958875.127.43 days ago"ACTION consumes Pandiculator whole"
35 SUBJECT007211608316 113521160831646154.119.3140 days ago"dont taske this personally"
36 europafish961 108896111784607.842.82 days ago"I guess you must have a half height microphone stand and stuff"
37 Anonimouse264297476 103726429747650264.823.2133 days ago"now it`s 500$ for 32gb module"
38 kortjester161863 102616186357675.629.75 days ago"ACTION gives AL a big ass hug!!!!"
39 Priya`87470165221 99047016522113441624.223.4today"BlackMagician: works requires him to click click on his mouse"
40 Clint947 95294757326.031.4yesterday"Mf made 1M a year just to ride the bench"
41 Zefal232213415 9327223221341526962.914.54 days ago"Dialog Studio to make the GUI Forms?"
42 shiloh`250238389 87925023838945295.225.2157 days ago"oh well, dunno how to undamage my voice in time lol"
43 Transient`185570 8531859857053386.332.66 days ago"Hmm a bare foot lawyer walking on my booby trapped floor..."
44 asi9224344265 84722434426563037.441.869 days ago"the hills are green compared to me!"
45 byrnsy258137337 83825810613733771698.643.417 days ago"yeah you cant even call them goat fuckers any more"
46 Juster195602 80819560228353.517.72 days ago"ACTION coffees Chinese_GirL"
47 `Abriginal388344 7983886634429953.820.0today"that's my way of asking asl :D"
48 CallMeAL172422179 78517242217944365.728.967 days ago"you are too fast to offer, unstabelle!"
49 lagg153544 753153332354449486.634.4yesterday"oh itsnonfiction? seems i do remember it"
50 Owlyowl179299216 7161792229921626503.722.6156 days ago"Cuddles and kissea Cuntessa"


These didn't make it to the top:
Naxh (700) Airliah (687) FDSA (658) Rush2112 (644) thumos (633)
Pots (626) Athar-_ (577) zero (535) IsiahWhitlockJr (516) ^GrayWolf (507)
GabbarSingh (505) dinisha (483) smoke`` (471) Bafarte (459) Walt (458)
littledragon (456) Unigirl`UK (446) Chinese_GirL (428) ceph (426) marko (413)
yancy (411) asheer (404) Hans (399) Hermes1973 (373) Shesle (366)
Tox3eno (361) MiddleEasternF (334) nilla (333) omnom (323) ComfortablyNumbNinja (313)

By the way, there were 1564 other nicks.

Most active nicks by hours
  0-5 6-11 12-17 18-23
1 mcmurphy - 3017 D4mned - 1934 Gothess - 4588 Gothess - 5470
2 Gothess - 2588 mcmurphy - 1635 onyxfyre - 3522 LilMiss - 4467
3 Pandiculator - 2207 Pandiculator - 1471 LilMiss - 2554 MauriceMoss - 3654
4 trelane - 2163 a_guy_named_joseph - 1354 a_guy_named_joseph - 2452 kp0w - 3411
5 kp0w - 2011 kp0w - 1151 polym - 2449 D4mned - 2507
6 RuneB - 1776 onyxfyre - 1078 max- - 2061 thymos2 - 2268
7 LilMiss - 1027 Gothess - 939 Melvin^ - 1576 Lace2655 - 1539
8 D4mned - 1004 Anonimouse9 - 885 niightster - 1563 Melvin^ - 1354
9 Ayukawa - 788 QuBit_ - 835 DinoDewd - 1373 werwerewre - 1348
10 QuBit_ - 768 RuneB - 822 CrazyB34r - 1066 Popeye` - 1341

Big numbers
Is Emsolator stupid or just asking too many questions? 26.5% lines contained a question!
`Abriginal didn't know that much either. 25.6% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was Melanie^, who yelled 23.2% of the time!
Another old yeller was wasteOFmakeup, who shouted 20.0% of the time!
It seems that crayon's shift-key is hanging: 4.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <crayon> LOLOLOL

Zefal just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.0% of the time.
LilMiss is a very aggressive person. She attacked others 12 times.
For example, like this:
     * LilMiss slaps Fearz

Gothess can't control her aggressions, either. She picked on others 7 times.
Poor MauriceMoss, nobody likes him. He was attacked 6 times.
For example, like this:
     * Gothess slaps MauriceMoss

skills_ seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 5 times.
marko brings happiness to the world. 26.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
^^Mwaah^^ isn't a sad person either, smiling 22.1% of the time.
yancy seems to be sad at the moment: 7.5% lines contained sad faces. :(
grumpymaster is also a sad person, crying 3.6% of the time.
FDSA wrote the longest lines, averaging 69.8 letters per line.
#AllNiteCafe average was 30.5 letters per line.
burnout wrote the shortest lines, averaging 8.8 characters per line.
Darkarcher was tight-lipped, too, averaging 10.3 characters.
Gothess spoke a total of 78446 words!
Gothess's faithful follower, kp0w, didn't speak so much: 45219 words.
Core8482 wrote an average of 88.00 words per line.
Channel average was 5.86 words per line.


Top Swearwords in #AllNiteCafe
  Word Count Last Used By
1 fuck 688 kp0w
2 shit 499 QuBit_
3 damn 223 reppy
4 cunt 137 polym
5 bitch 16 Gothess


Users with most nicknames
 Nick Names Used
1 Melvin^ (18 names) ColaMan, Melvin-Away, OkMan, Melvin, Pathetic, M3Lvin, Melvin-Away-Bath, Melvin-Dinner, {0_0}, Melvin-Away-For-Lunch, ...
2 n4ked1 (18 names) Happy_Pride_Month_Faggots, Pyro_Princess_Profligate, Butt_Chugging_Thc_Root_Beer, Never_Tuck_Always_Bulge, n4ked1, Not_Currently_Fucking_A_Bear, Buttchugging_Mouthwash, Angry_Irc, MakingMountainOutOfEskimohole, DontTreadOnMe_ComplyOrDie, ...
3 FDSA (17 names) JudiDench, TedTurner, PatrickMuldoon, AlanOsmond, AnthonyHead, MarkFuhrman, ChuckNorris, RonnieSchell, DavidHockney, AlanGreenspan, ...
4 IsiahWhitlockJr (17 names) EricDane, GradyWilson, TomNoonan, RobertDuvall, JamesVanDerBeek, IsiahWhitlockJr, NemesioCervantes, ClaudetteColvin, JesseJackson, BradArnold, ...
5 DroidSans (15 names) Myself, TaRaRaRampaTaRampa, DiLithium, McLazy, Amigo, Consolas, HeyGregory`, DroidSans, CDS, Carlito, ...

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 about 2736 MauriceMoss
2 there 2321 FDSA
3 people 1495 trelane
4 would 1455 ceph
5 going 1170 trelane
6 still 1128 Anonimouse9
7 thats 988 MauriceMoss
8 never 985 LilMiss
9 right 910 trelane
10 Thanks 803 LilMiss

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 LilMiss 2841 D4mned
2 Gothess 2131 LilMiss
3 kp0w 802 Shesle
4 RuneB 545 Priya`87
5 MauriceMoss 469 _Daniel_
6 mcmurphy 408 Bryan-
7 D4mned 404 Robdgreat
8 Pandiculator 392 LilMiss
9 werwerewre 287 Lace2655
10 Bryan- 258 Pandiculator
11 thymos2 246 LilMiss
12 Melvin^ 244 MauriceMoss
13 Lace2655 243 Pandiculator
14 polym 237 QuBit_
15 tooshosh 194 thumos_

Smileys :-)
 Smiley Number of Uses Last Used by
1 :) 2646 onyxfyre
2 :p 784 onyxfyre
3 :P 763 Melon
4 :D 684 onyxfyre
5 :( 661 LilMiss
6 ;) 495 trelane
7 :-) 289 QuBit_
8 ;p 289 Priya`87
9 :/ 277 Priya`87
10 :> 188 Shesle

#AllNiteCafe karma
 Nick Karma Good karma by Bad karma by
1 rush!!!!! 1 dinisha

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://tinyurl.com/2s3tefhp 10 Ayukawa
2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ 10 RealSkraito
3 http://www.fidsah.org/img/myass.jpg 6 FDSA
4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfQJhGWirA 5 Popeye`
5 https://tinyurl.com/nxzhus2 5 MauriceMoss

Other interesting numbers
Aya21__ wasn't very popular, getting kicked 12 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Aya21__ was kicked by BruteForce (Bye!)

niightster seemed to be hated too: 10 kicks were received.
TitanUS is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 300 people!
TitanUS's faithful follower, BruteForce, kicked about 226 people.
Gothess donated 5 ops in the channel...
Popeye` was also very polite: 1 ops from him/her.
Bryan- is the channel sheriff with 43 deops.
BruteForce deoped 2 users.
Gothess always lets us know what she's doing: 745 actions!
For example, like this:
     * Gothess is covered now

Also, RuneB tells us what's up with 412 actions.
mcmurphy talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 73 times!
Another lonely one was trelane, who managed to hit 56 times.
AysyA couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 794 joins during this reporting period!
Lovely- has quite a potty mouth. 7.7% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
     <Lovely-> No cunt

crayon also makes sailors blush, 2.2% of the time.

Latest Topics
English only! No religion/politics/ No Advertising! -/- Channel Forum: http://goo.gl/wziCc7 -/- Channel Rules: https://tinyurl.com/nxzhus2 -/- Do not click unsolicited links or accept unsolicited files. Report any onjoin spam to active ops in PM. -/- 166 days ago at 17:09 by Popeye`
The topic was set 1 times.
Total number of lines: 322597.